Tag: essay

cats-and-metersticks:

corellianangel:

lesbianporg:

luke: writes everything that pops into his head and doesn’t proofread

han: asks for a bunch of extensions and somehow manages to get out of writing the essay altogether

leia: polished and precise. invents a new citation format because none of the others were adequate

lando: uses big fancy words that the professor has to look up but he uses them all correctly

chewbacca: keysmash

boba fett: somehow makes everything sound sinister but doesnt elaborate

anakin: triple spaces and 16 point font to hide the fact that hes only written 4 sentences

obi wan: uses lots of footnotes and puts jokes in parentheses

padme: short but dense and always ends with a call to action

grevious: all caps

rey: writes it in pencil 

finn: subtly criticizes the professor’s opinion on the topic

poe: turns it in 2 days late 

rose: types it up on her phone in between repairing cars 

yoda: writes a haiku

#truth

jyn: write a B+ paper and argues w/ the prof until it’s an A-

cassian: starts super early but takes so long analyzing each aspect he pulls an all-nighter the day before

bodhi: actually just pulls an all-nighter 

chirrut: so poetic and eloquent it brings the prof to tears

baze: 2 pages below the min but somehow still covers everything??