When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from
This is genuinely frightening
You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that
It Follows (2014)
I remember reading somewhere that there’s a fine line between comedy and horror, this video crossed that fine line like 10 times.
I know this is supposed to be a joke but I can’t even laugh cause that’s just how customers are
This applies to all winter holidays. When you apply it to Hogswatch, amend #3 to “bake them into a pie, then eat them.” Pies please the Hogfather.
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
Teacher: … “So to demonstrate how pumice floats, I’m gonna drop it into some of your bottles – don’t worry, it’s non toxic.”
Goes around, dropping pumice into bottles: Splish, Splish, Splish, clink.
Teacher:….
did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday
special ordered them from the bank
nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work
thats…thats $100, right?
@ you weebs
2,000/10=200
Two hundred dollar power move
#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me #It’s my bragging right #Even Gaud can’t take that away
You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes
Y’all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.
i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t
the answers keep getting
worsebetteri like how you just decided to give your sister 2 kg of copper and nickel.
no it was 10kg (22 lbs). a nickel weighs 5 grams. you people really are terrible at this
This post made me cry.
*sigh* Let me see if I can explain.
2000 nickels would be 2000/5=400
BUT
A nickel is worth 5 cents not 5 dollars.
So your answer is 400 CENTS.
You need to further divide that by $1 (100 cents) to get $4.
Don’t forget your powers of 10, kids!
You’re joking, right?
I don’t know what the fuck a nickel is but my guess is $500
It’s this:
It is $0.05,or 5 cents. And the answer to how much 2000 of them is? $100.
2000 and it takes 20 of them to make a dollar. Making it 100$
I’ll make it easy for the nickleheads.
Oh my fucking lord.
20 nickles to a dollar people
2000 x.05=100 Jesus Christ what are they teaching in schools these days.
i wish men understood that when women are talking about feminism and rape culture and shit, it’s not just a political conversation. it’s not about being a “social justice warrior” or whatever. it’s about our actual lives being shaped by misogyny since childhood, and the daily reality of living in fear of violence. this isn’t a fucking game or philosophical debate. this is our fucking lives.
this post is picking up like 100 notes per minute its outta control
This is SUCH an important lesson to learn!
Rebellions are built on hope 