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How would you rank the Droid characters?

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themandalorianwolf:

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themandalorianwolf:

lj-writes:

7. BB-8

  • Looks like he was created by committee to be as cute and saleable as possible
  • Accused Finn of being a thief and got him beaten up
  • Convinced his girlfriend Ivee to ride with the unluckiest pilot in Black Squadron, Jessika Pava. Girlriend died for Pava.
  • Dashed my hopes for a Stormtrooper uprising
  • A cutesy R2-D2 knockoff for a new generation and you know it
  • “Move, ball.”

6. R2-D2

  • Looks like a love child of a trash can and mixing bowl
  • Doesn’t give 3PO the respect he deserves
  • Why are you so grimy is your owner that lazy
  • Is lazy himself, slept for like six years since Luke went away
  • Took too long to download his Windows 10 updates and delayed the search for Luke Skywalker
  • Seriously fuck Windows 10
  • Has a potty mouth
  • Somebody have mercy and format this thing already, it’s way overdue for a memory wipe and OS reinstall
  • Not Windows 10 though because fuck Windows 10

5. R5-D4

  • Purposefully malfunctioned in both old and new canon so R2 would be purchased by Owen Lars instead
  • Was a Force-sensitive droid in the Legends canon, how cool is that?
  • Just look at him. He looks so forlorn and sad, he reminds me of Charlie Brown. Or, more likely, Pigpen.
  • Way underrated
  • Hero

4. C3PO

  • Shiny
  • Spymaster with the personality of a fussy butler
  • Anxiety icon
  • Has fallen to pieces more than once only to come back as neurotic as before
  • Fluent in 6 million forms of communication
  • Literal god

3. ID10 Seeker Droid (Dio)

  • Smol and highly portable
  • Seriously why isn’t the backpack model of droids more widespread
  • Flying droids are so convenient again this should be more common
  • Gets a redemption makeover along with their master to white and yellow
  • Looked much more stylish and sharp when they were evil, sigh
  • (Much like Iden herself–Iden whyyyy was the new dowdy outfit penance for your affiliation with the Empire)
  • Cute flying insect droid, recommend 10/10

2. K2SO

  • Former Imperial droid that did NOT get a weaksauce makeover on joining the Rebellion
  • Tol boy slouches when he walks
  • Has the purest expression of droid-organic bonding with Cassian
  • Always ready with a bitchy comment or a bitch slap
  • Can’t think of his last moment without tearing up

1. HK-47

  • Has a scary mean insect face
  • Mouth looks like a mandible or a vagina
  • No you can’t unsee that
  • Badass assassin droid who probably uses annoying protocol droids for target practice
  • Would play soccer with BB-8 as the ball
  • Would cheerfully murder you in your sleep
  • What’s not to love

HK is my son and I will protect his murdering ass. I love him.

glad to know I’m not the only one who loves a murder robot!

He calls people “meat bags”! What’s not to love?!